Jul
10
2010
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I don’t care how smart or dumb you
are
or how smart or dumb I can be
Encountering someone who can’t spell ‘specialist’
or can’t click a mouse
does not make me feel smarter
it makes me feel
nothing
Percentiles are pointless
I’m so burned out on everyone
and on myself
Just let me drink smoothies and lounge around
forever
Just leave me alone and go drink smoothies
away from me
or don’t
if you’re too dumb to know what’s good for you
When I was a child I admired smart people
and now I only respect thoughtful people
Last year I was proud of myself for knowing all the best places
to urinate in this city
one hundred dark private corners
and now I realize that anyplace
is a good target
for a golden shower
