"BP Cares" parody Twitter account
These parody public relations broadcasts are almost as laughable as the official ones from BP.
If we had a dollar for every complaint about this oil spill, it wouldn’t compare to our current fortune. Oil is a lucrative industry!
The ocean looks just a bit slimmer today. Dressing it in black really did the trick!
We just saw a shark fight an octopus inside the geyser. Almost made this whole thing worth it.
On the bright side. This endless oil leak has given Americans the chance to ponder the concept of infinity. Expand your minds people!
Think about it this way, the ocean is like rootbeer and oil is like ice cream. We just made America a giant rootbeer float!
Beverly Hillbillies marathon on TBS - now THESE guys knew what to do with an oil leak!
Negative people view the ocean as half empty of oil. We are dedicated to making it half full. Stay positive America!
Jesus walked on water and soon you can too! (Please pray for BP, we’re losing a lot of oil).
