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What’s the first thing you do when you take the...

Nov 20 2008
What’s the first thing you do when you take the foil lid off a yogurt container? Lick it, right? Well, I noticed some text on the back of the foil and licked it (which I would have done anyway) to read the rest. Apparently for every lid mailed Yoplait will donate 10 cents to the Susan G Komen for the Cure breast cancer awareness foundation. Objective: 1.5 million dollars. I thought I had discovered the most disgusting job in the country. Imagine somebody in El Paso collecting 15 million licked, slobbery yogurt lids. …Then I remembered the Medicare pharmacy job I had that required me to handle and stringently inventory returned penis pumps from diabetic old dudes who couldn’t handle them.

What’s the first thing you do when you take the foil lid off a yogurt container? Lick it, right?

Well, I noticed some text on the back of the foil and licked it (which I would have done anyway) to read the rest. Apparently for every lid mailed Yoplait will donate 10 cents to the Susan G Komen for the Cure breast cancer awareness foundation. Objective: 1.5 million dollars.

I thought I had discovered the most disgusting job in the country. Imagine somebody in El Paso collecting 15 million licked, slobbery yogurt lids.

…Then I remembered the Medicare pharmacy job I had that required me to handle and stringently inventory returned penis pumps from diabetic old dudes who couldn’t handle them.
Posted at 5:28am

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