Mar
7
2010
Ron Artest in Orlando today for the Lakers at Magic game. His barber, Boogie, flew in with him. This haircut took three hours to dye and one hour to letter. It says “defense” in Hebrew, Japanese and Hindi.
Ron, even writing “defense” on yourself in *300* languages wouldn’t change your history of ambushing the stands and battering random fans.
Here are some suggestions to email Boogie for your next game:
zločinec = ‘criminal’ in Czech
minaccia = ‘menace’ in Italian
los kanon = ‘loose cannon’ in Afrikaans
χάνων = ‘loser’ in Greek