Repo Man attempts to take Michael Jackson impersonator’s DeLorean; MJ dances and kicks him in taint [video]
The way the repo man explains anatomy reminded me of an old Conan O’Brien sketch involving a doctor explaing the concept of a taint to his patient:
Ted Brown: Doctor, what happened to me?
Doctor: Well, you were in a grisly car wreck, Mr. Berawn. But somehow after 10 hours of surgery, you’re alive.
Ted Brown: Thank you, doctor.
Doctor: Unfortunately, there is some bad news. And I want you to brace yourself Mr. Berone. In order to save your life I was forced to remove your taint.
Ted Brown: What?!
Doctor: You had suffered massive trauma to your taint. We did all we could but in the end we were forced to remove it. Your taint. That is.
Ted Brown: What the hell is a taint?
Doctor: A taint, sir is the area between your rectum and your genitals. It ain’t your “uum” and it ain’t your “aah”. So it’s a taint.
Also, does this mark the end of repo men being perceived as scary?
