Fox Atlanta posts 50 text acronyms parents should know
Look at Fox Atlanta providing a service for parents at the risk of looking completely sleazy.
#16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
#25 IWSN I Want Sex Now
#22 IIT Is It Tight?
There is no way this next generation (which I call the Worthless Generation) is really this streamlined and efficient at mating. Or are they?
I’ve seen some of their video games. When they die in a level, the game resets about ten to thirty seconds prior to that point. And they still get aggravated.
Impatience and oversimplification are two of the collective character flaws that will soon turn from culture tick to generational curse. Ours, born before the mid 80s (waning to a minority of ‘86 and a few gifted from ‘87), is the last hope for ever creating anything of value or use to society.
I don’t have time to expand upon that, but I listed the exact years of birth. Figure it out.
(also, if you think I’m getting all Cicero up in here— believe me, I find no distinct advantage to wisdom over youth. I would just like to see a little foresight and responsibility in the self-destructive ways we release technology and products. The producers need to ration the supply of what society demands. Huge cultural personality shifts will ruin us all. Sure, we’ll be rich. Filthy rich. But it will ultimately be at everyone’s expense.)
