July 2009
14 posts
Journal entry from November, 2002:
If pumping gas is a crime then snipe me.
I thought I was sooo clever.
Special On Aisle Two: Four for $6.82
Lady Silver forlorn Greeting, smiling, glowing “Be careful,” you say. “O! I will.” Empress
“One man’s righteousness is another man’s long haul sentence carried...”
– Calexico
Repo Man attempts to take Michael Jackson...
The way the repo man explains anatomy reminded me of an old Conan O’Brien sketch involving a doctor explaing the concept of a taint to his patient:
Ted Brown: Doctor, what happened to me? Doctor: Well, you were in a grisly car wreck, Mr. Berawn. But somehow after 10 hours of surgery, you’re alive. Ted Brown: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Unfortunately, there is some bad news....
“The history of the world is none other than the progress of the consciousness of...”
– Hegel
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Me: George W. Bush was the personification of the world spirit.
Chris: Was?
Me: He's just legend now. I don't know what he's doing. Maybe he's on a ranch somewhere waiting for me to go hang out with him.
Chris: He wouldn't hang out with you.
Me: Why not?
Chris: I don't think he'd appreciate your ironic sense of humor.
Me: Well, I don't appreciate your ironic sense of irony.
The Gay Blades - Not Having Done Nothing...
If Freud essays had a catchy melody: