May 2009
13 posts
a CYPHER A kEY A pOEM
In August, 2002 I wrote a poem in my head. I hadn’t yet allowed myself to be vulnerable in front of unseen others, so I decided to transcribe it through some kind of double encryption that I would create.
That cipher and key just appeared to me in my inbox. I guess I wrote it somewhere and emailed it to myself to publish later on my journal.
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The sickest freerunner / acrobat
I usually don’t bother with these videos of people running around and jumping on stuff because they’re usually all the same. There was one guy five years ago who was some kind of ninja with spinkicks and barrel rolls mixed into his routine, and that was pretty cool.
But this dude Damien Walters… this guy is out of his mind. Makes Cirque Du Soleil look like a snowglobe.
House from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" up for sale →
For only 2.3 million dollars you can live in Cameron’s house, an “architectural treasure.” The property includes two buildings made of steel and glass “cantilevered over the ravine.” The real estate page has nine pictures of the house.
Who dares me to call the realtor and ask if the car is still in the ravine?
Fox Atlanta posts 50 text acronyms parents should... →
Look at Fox Atlanta providing a service for parents at the risk of looking completely sleazy.
#16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
#25 IWSN I Want Sex Now
#22 IIT Is It Tight?
There is no way this next generation (which I call the Worthless Generation) is really this streamlined and efficient at mating. Or are they?
I’ve seen some of their video games. When they die in a...
Video of Shaq playing piano quickly turns insanely... →
This video posted on Shaquille O’Neal’s facebook is cool for the first minute and 26 seconds. Then it becomes mind-blowing.
The Top 5 "Play him off, keyboard cat" Videos
Keyboard cat waits for his cue during your existential crises.
The best of the best.
Marriage proposal:
Treadmill:
Kid converts to atheism, tells mother:
Haley Joel Osmont on “Walker, Texas Ranger”:
And my hand-picked favorite:
Two post-scripts:
Experiments in memetic engineering seek to ascertain applications of particular memes. A...
Revisited: Andrew Dice Clay kicks himself off live...
“All right, we’ll go back to talking about Art Carney.”
This predated Jerry Seinfeld doing the same thing (with more tact and viciousness) to Larry King.
A comprehensive study on the underworld of events... →
“Why Can’t I Get Tickets?: Report on ticket distribution practices” 1999 report conducted by the New York Attorney General’s ofice. It was written at the perfect time when online marketplaces like Ebay were gaining traction. Having experience in the ticketing industry, I can tell you that the report is mostly comprehensive and accurate. Online and conventional...
Preacher transforms into fighter jet [video]
This video is so awesome it almost looks fake.
Promoting Dr. Shine & Dee Dee’s “Saving the Seed Ministry” show.
The future of the pizza box [video]
Design firm ECO Incorporated has a new pizza box utility patent. With no extra materials and only a few scores and perforations added in manufacturing, the “Green Box” has triple functionality.
Transport pizza
Provide consumer with serving plates
Provide consumer with manageable storage container for leftovers